S: That's not fair if she's not making an effort in a long distance relationship.
J: Yeah, you should just break up with her.
H: I don't wanna do it over the phone, though!
C: Then, just send her a letter in the mail! No one does that anymore.
G: NO. Just send her a text so you don't have to buy a stamp!
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G: How long have you been a vegetarian?
C: It's been about 12 years.
G: DO YOU READ TWILIGHT, C!?
S: WHAT?! What does that have to do with anything?!
G: Because the Cullens are vegetarians! They don't feed on humans, but on animals!
C: So you mean to say that if I were a vampire, I could eat chicken?
G: YUP! But you can't eat humans.
